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Robert F. Graboyes's avatar

A man tiptoed into bed around 6am after an all-night bender. His wife, facing away from him says, "Don't bother trying to sneak in. I know you were out all night." The guy says, "No, no. I came in around midnight and didn't want to wake you, so I slept on that hammock on the back porch." The wife says, "Well, it may interest you to know that I folded up the hammock last week and stowed it in the attic." Husband says, "Well, ... ... ... ... ... ... that's my story, and I'm sticking with it."

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The Anthony Fauci of demography.

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